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在你进入任意Bloxd游戏模式时，你将会在加载界面中看到如下字样（点击屏幕将会切换至下一条）

1. Some pretty good games don't need loading screens at all :(
2. Trying to get the game to load
3. When does the loading screen load? 🤔
4. Some of the bread has been sitting out in the sun… it's your call
5. Ever seen a loading screen with a jump scare?
6. Blo🤣
7. I don't know what the error codes mean either
8. Brb trying to think of original gameplay
9. Loading the loading screen…
10. Insert funny message here
11. I heard there are secret mobs if you build high enough
12. Finding braincells
13. Loading tomato, uh, apple block
14. If you're stuck here reading these messages actually please tell me on discord
15. How do bloxd.io players keep fit? They run around the block
16. That was the weirdest party I've ever been to
17. Calibrating gravity… Remember: what goes up, might actually stay up.
18. Time for some educational content??
19. A bloxd chunk is 32x32x32 cube
20. Did you know that bloxd is coded in typescript?
21. You can use Code Blocks to make your own games in bloxd
22. Logging in gives you the ability to fly
23. Only in creative though
24. Why are you still here? Go play the game
25. Waking up Arthur
26. (I'm Arthur pls don't wake me up)
27. What is the meaning of life?
28. Hi, I'm a loading screen message
29. I ran out of ideas :/
30. Have you found the easter egg in this menu yet?
31. Maybe if you click 100 times, it will load faster…
32. Counting all blocks. Hang on, this might take a while…
33. I heard there is a secret dimension at Y level -10000
34. Have you tried yeeting yourself off a ladder?
35. I tried to count the blocks in the bloxd world, but I lost count at infinity
36. Generating terrain, and a few bad jokes to go with it
37. Did you really read all of these?
38. I didn't read them all either
39. Have you found the secret block yet?
40. Beep boop beep
41. Beep boop I'm out of ideas
42. Loading secret base… What do you mean 'which one?'
43. Stardue says I suck :(
44. When I showed her that message she said 'I never said that'
45. Stardue is a liar
46. The cake is a lie
47. I can complete portal with my eyes closed - stardue
48. I'll be having a bad day and come home and play through portal - stardue
49. or gamedev tycoon but that's a bit trippy
50. Hello I'm another loading screen message
51. What bad devs would add games to their game then remove them >:(
52. Honestly coming up with these are pretty hard and chatgpt isn't much help
53. Ok bye
54. Question: Are flea sacks always dirty? 🤔
55. Answer: Yes
56. Question: Is it possible to have a good loading screen message? 🤔
57. Answer: No
58. Oh no - the cats broke Bloxd again!
59. Tests? What are those? Who needs to test code
60. Loading the game… or not
61. I heard there are secret areas in Pirates 🏴‍☠️
62. Compiling the laws of physics… Just in case you thought of breaking them.
63. What did the coal ore say to the bedrock?
64. Why so low?
65. haha what a funny joke
66. I've got another one for you
67. Where do miners sleep? On their bed-rocks!
68. :D
69. I wish I could eat apple blocks ☹️
70. If Bloxd isn't working, it's probably my cat knocking over the router again
71. DirtyFleaSack vs CleanFleaSack who would win?
72. Bloxd has more bugs than it has blocks 🤔
73. Perhaps I should rename it… Bugd
74. Just kidding, there are no bugs in Bloxd 🤣
75. (Mostly)
76. Did you know, you can find ruins with loot in bloxd's open world games?
77. They're quite mysterious. We still don't know how they got there…
78. … Or what they're for…
79. You can find Mob Spawner Blocks in ruins too!
80. Rumour has it that Slushie and Pixelbaker are the same person
81. Question: Is it possible to drink Slushie? 🤔
82. Answer: No
83. Weird how the devs added a knight before they added night
84. (A Draugr Knight)
85. I once took on 20 Draugr Knights at once without armour, and lived to tell the tale
86. (Just kidding, I died like 5 times - Draugr Knights are so OP)
87. What does "Draugr" even mean anyway?
88. Fun fact: Corn is the best food in bloxd. Or is it rice…? Wait no maybe it's actually bread…
89. When you die and lose your stuff in the Badlands, they become the Sadlands
90. Ever wondered what's under bedrock?
91. Well, I've been there, and it's pretty cool (and a bit scary)
92. Thank you for playing our game!
93. If you have any feedback, join our discord server and let us know 🤣
94. That's all folks! We'll see you on the other side 🌠